Frenemies #12 — Trisha Was Kidnapped at Gunpoint

0:00welcome to frenemies today possibly more enemies than friends i came out the gate with the attitude

0:08uh you had the attitude this morning you didn't tell me what we were doing i had my full glam i had so much work to do today with my full makeup and i was in a

0:15really pissy mood um but then i had to go home film only fans had a big orgasm so i feel like you did that all in the gap i scored it and it hit

0:23the camera i showed moses it stopped recording with my squirt like that's how powerful it was did you have to go and click like record again yeah

0:31well i did it myself he was upstairs because i was in a bad mood you know so i was just like i'm doing it myself nice and then we had a haunted mukbang and i was i was miserable i've just been miserable the whole time and

0:40i'm still miserable because you just [ __ ] up my whole day and why didn't i [ __ ] up your whole job that energy and i didn't like oh my god you're so annoying she walks in the door i'm like hey

0:49trisha moses and then she goes you're in such a bad mood i could tell i was like what the [ __ ] i was happy to see you it's not easy and then you left and then you

0:56came back and you're like i'm still in a bad mood because of the way you greeted me i'm like okay no that's not about moses it's just because like no whatever it's like you could talk

1:05about it go ahead get it out and open nope i learned my lesson it's just like no but anyways i just don't i don't appreciate just your bad energy towards

1:14me and when i didn't actually do anything and if you have bad energy towards me should tell me what i did wrong rather than hold it in i don't have bad energy i was happy to see

1:23i brought hanukkah presents i was stoked i was like cool you your [ __ ]

1:27brain is wired you i was not happy you came in and you're like i'm gonna drop this [ __ ] on ethan no matter how he

1:34greets me you're like short of ethan being like trisha it's trisha everybody i'm not that kind of person that's how

1:41you are right now i have never greeted anybody like that in my life you told moses i came in i'm just here to do a show i'm like he's your [ __ ] family like we should talk about it you're like

1:49no because i'm not here to get in if moses and ela have a problem i don't have a

1:56problem with most problems i don't i sense it most of you have to tell me he doesn't say anything but i just know okay so you're psychic from the beginning from the beginning of our

2:04relationship you're just like wow i'm just so disappointed this is moses's fault this is moses the thing like literally he didn't say that about anything he literally what did i say

2:12about it what are they saying about he you literally said that you're so pissed and it's moses you know what why do you always bringing up family drama can you just move on and talk about something

2:19else bring it up because you're coming in here like oh because i'm so pissy i don't have bad energy my energy is pristine i have beautiful light and perfect

2:28radiant energy your energy's [ __ ] up girl talk to the hand happy hanukkah everybody it starts december 10th

2:36this thursday um we had some latkas just now we ordered those oh you did

2:43we had latkes we had chicken liver ew um chicken liver yeah and then do you know how were the latkes though they were delicious are you noodle eating latkes no we did

2:52potatoes we had jelly donut i put one of these at me for my only fans today so it squirted jelly inside my

2:59you squirted it inside yeah i was like and then you squirted that in your vag the juice

3:07it went inside me and then out me how did you squirt it out i squirted it out oh so so before you orgasm you squirted jelly in your vag

3:16so i pushed it up me first the whole donut or just the jelly the jelly okay and then i went off and squirted it out

3:24that doesn't sound healthy to get like a donut in your vagina i mean i don't know but like can't can you get an infection i don't know i guess we'll find out

3:32i used to do people like that when you squirt like food out of your vag and

3:36well just because it'll like color like it's pink you know oh okay do you have powdered sugar on me a little bit on your lips

3:42that's gnarly pink um anyways i it because you just didn't tell me like i was saying i feel like i'm a guest on the show you didn't tell me we were doing stuff with myself well

3:50okay to be fair i did tell you we were going to do this a few days ago but you don't ever listen and you have no involvement right now you could take a thousand dollars if you

3:58did you if you you show me i'll give you a thousand dollars if you don't then you give me a thousand dollars there's no way you can okay that's fair i mean you've given me you've given me money over the years

4:06all right first of all or over the months okay let me scroll up because we have a private one and we have we have um a personal one but let me see

4:15if i can find it um as i look i have a gift for you actually i have multiple gifts for you but your big one comes next week because it's halfway through hanukkah wait we're

4:23doing gift exchange already i thought we would do it on christmas cause i didn't buy anything for you yet um i have multiple things for you oh [ __ ] because it's i was so i you

4:32wanna you wanna open up the first one right now it's my wedding absolutely yeah yeah yeah i'm so sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is like this is

4:40like a joint one this isn't the cool one i have a really cool one coming from here okay this looks great thank you so much well it's like a joint gift

4:48it's like for both of us from you and moses no it's for both of us why is it for both of us it better not be some weird ass [ __ ]

4:58i'm not sharing anything with you right now you'll see why in a minute i got something for you though like personally but interesting odor oh wow

5:06be careful did we bring the yeah

5:15yo you got a blinged out frenemy's menorah yeah i love it thanks thank you that's so cool we brought candles away oh my god well

5:24we can't desecrate hanukkah and not we have to wait until hanukkah and then we can do oh we lit all eight of them today oh you're going to hell i'm kidding

5:33you just don't even care about hanukkah there's not enough there's only seven so some have seven some have eight

5:40it's oh that is weird yeah some because there's eight days but sometimes the center ones just for lighting the other ones right but this one is just you don't

5:50you don't get the center so we can't light it all right well there you go this is so amazing i'm i'm actually really touched that this is a really thoughtful cool gift

5:57i got something really cool for you but it's not in yeah i almost brought it i would have brought it today but i got something really cool well i have to go i gotta no you don't have to no i am i am i was

6:05waiting for christmas because you're maybe on christmas i'll do the okay i'll do it because i need some time to think of something perfect i i have a big gift giver i love gift

6:13giving and when people don't give me gifts back i get really like annoyed even though i don't i pretend like i'm not yeah i know i know that's what but i but i might always

6:21my intention was to get you a really epic gift i got you an epic gift but i okay i don't want to say is it a rose rice

6:28that's what i really want um no but i i you know what i do when i want a gift i like say it on tick-tock because i know moses has watched all my tic-tacs so i'm

6:35like i really had a point that's some real crazy like and guess what i got a diamond necklace from it

6:42let me see oh [ __ ] oh the the star david no this one right here but then he buy that one when he was like when you guys broke up and he was like no take me back this is a broke-up the

6:51diamond's a breakup one he got me a hand of god when we broke up which is the new one this is the new one and then he got me the hand one you're gonna be [ __ ] broke moses you

6:59better be careful buying her ass all these diamonds he's been saving his money his whole life yeah he's not gonna have anything at the end of this [ __ ]

7:06i'll take care of him though because you know when people give me gifts like if they go broke by me guess i'll take care of him you know what if you guys break up i mean hypothetically i know you don't want to think about that but would you return the jewelry

7:14tan no no oh thanks yeah no you don't return jewelry i don't know i don't buy girl's jewelry i ever have no i thought

7:23i bought ela but she doesn't seem like two different girls you know what i mean yeah i don't think i would ever survive with a girl like you definitely not

7:31no i'd get eaten alive can i try one of these yeah that's brittle it looks great you can't stand what say it guys like you yeah well [ __ ] you

7:40because you're so like i don't mind buying jewelry i buy ela whatever she wants but i pre but like i just the whole concept of jewelry is just

7:48kind of odd i want you to want to buy me jewelry i don't want to have to tell you i want jewelry i buy it i buy ela gifts i buy ela nice gifts it's just she doesn't like jewelry

7:56so then that's it yeah i buy her nice gifts moses doesn't like gifts so like i don't ever know what to get i'm gonna probably be like get like a mclaren or something

8:04a mclaren but he already has a nice car oh that's some sugar daddies here right there

8:12i'm gonna clear him you guys better save your mind you got a house now i'm like killing it now that i'm doing posting every day and only fans like i was kind of like slapping and now i'm

8:20kind of killing it okay keep it up and i got these two these have little star of david's and menorahs on it

8:28this is it is it this is mozzarella this is everything see you're in a better mood now i say that food everything

8:36i say that me and niela say that at home around every all the time now this is everything we do

8:43wow you're like a little boy you look like an overgrown toddler today why because of the hat and maybe and the teddy fresh is throwing me off a little bit today

8:51it's not like swaggy like you normally wear them if you're grown taller i'll take it as long as you don't want to [ __ ] me i'll do anything to be less

8:59physically attractive too literally don't even want to joke about that anymore because it makes me actually nauseous you know what they have a saying in hebrew ani

9:10you make me sick you do it i do good let's keep it that way did i say it right aniola of course you know that

9:19you got this relationship so [ __ ] up you know so little hebrew but you know you make me sick but it actually means like sick and love

9:27but you can also say like oh you make me sick that's what you told me that's the way you express it anyways you're away from the mic

9:34let me ask you questions asmr okay i kind of love it i mean i'm not gonna lie i was gonna say we should talk about youtube but obviously i like talking about me more

9:41well we've talked about you let's move on how's your week been um it's been really great a lot of people have been getting covered this week

9:48so i'm sure like everyone i see i only see like five people but they all got copenhagen they just get protested anyways for me but everyone i know has been getting involved

9:56i saw that yeah no but same thing happened with one of my really close friends like doesn't see anyone got it and so i was i was a little paranoid everyone's been getting it i was just

10:04like but but we're you know what's crazy what not to talk about cover because people are over here everybody on the show but in california we're like 95 percent

10:13full the hospitals like that it's bad i wear a mask we're math people okay let's talk our the main thrust of

10:22our episode here today is we're going to be trying celebrity beauty treatments and some of the [ __ ] that these

10:30celebrities do is weird as hell did you get the foreskin you know what i made a conscious decision not to do

10:37that because i don't support the harvesting of children's foreskin you know what i mean it's just weird

10:45that they have like foreskin factories where they farm it are you gonna get adult foreskin see that's you couldn't claim that that was

10:53uncr uncruelly harvested but at least the babies they have like farms where the baby's foreskins grow like super long they're like mutated humans

11:02and they farm the foreskins it's like super inhumane what'd you do with theodorous foreskin i think they just threw it out

11:09i'd probably eat my own sons why would you eat it it does something for you i forget what it makes you a freak forever

11:18yeah the placenta some women eat not the foreskin for christ's sake what in god's name i put it on my face wait what did they do with the

11:27i put it on foreign son's face on his face that's so cruel that's like this is so sick all right let's talk

11:34let's i really do enjoy doing this podcast but like you just pissed me off like so much because you just everything just didn't tell me you know just everything pissed me off

11:42this morning just tell me when we're doing stuff i feel like you're just things are just pissing you off i don't think i have nothing to do with me full hair makeup like i'm a full-time porn i'm a full-time tic

11:50talker i'm a full-time like other things that i got to do after this and now i can't do any of it which is fine we already went home and did all of it but just tell them yeah you came and i was like oh well you want to go home and

11:58do it and then you came back and now we're going to do 30 minutes home 30 minutes here 30 minutes home like we wasted an hour and a half just driving here today

12:07well [ __ ] happens trisha i mean what the

12:11i did tell you by the way which i will wait find it i don't have time because i gotta look but like come on we're trying to do a show here not [ __ ]

12:19prove trisha wrong episode did we say it was sponsored i mean we wouldn't have to say that oh sponsored by adam and eve thank you he's code h3 he's called age three exactly

12:27okay so you died on twitter apparently what was that about that was that when i was here really i missed all of it because i was here during the podcast rip

12:35trisha was trending i don't get it though was it rip trisha was like something or is it r.i.p trisha it was r.i.p trisha i didn't get it

12:43i like missed all of it i was like what i think people were just goofing that you died i don't know what was the origin of it i have no idea i love it though honestly

12:50if i there's a death hoax about me like i like being relevant like well it's interesting that people cared enough about you to kill you do you know what's awful though it's like literally all the tweets are like

12:58haha thank god that [ __ ] is dead i was like oh my god it was really sad it like kind of depressed me well but it's got to feel good in a way that like

13:06you would even be trending if you that's what i'm saying yeah i was like well that's because you seem to be obsessed with your death and like how it will impact the world for sure for sure that i keep saying i

13:15don't want i have a girl that really hates me online and i think she'll probably murder me and i told moses how sucky it's gonna be that she's gonna be part of my life story forever so if they make a movie about me that

13:23girl gets to be tied in with me this girl you better protect yours you're why you keep willing this girl to kill you just stop talking she's about you're like don't kill me she's coming

13:32around don't kill me you can be part of my life story you want her to kill you with selena like yolanda you literally want her to kill you

13:40i do not well you feel trapped in this relationship don't you you're like begging for someone to murder you

13:47no actually i've never been more in love and we have sucked so much now again and it's oh you're back when you're back on yeah it's good i'm happy i like just like being bent over

13:55the couch and getting real cause you dress so hard oh you're a hard thruster wow because of my bed is so soft so he doesn't thrust as hard but now that we've been doing it over the couch i'm like oh this is good

14:03so like i get so horny excellent all the time excellent good i've been so happy i'm happy for you i'm sitting i'm not

14:11gonna do that do you just like bend you over and rail her on the couch uh maybe at one point a while ago but there's no railing or

14:19there's no railroading or anything like that she would like i shouldn't talk about them i don't know i'm chilling for tomorrow guys but i i think she would like it because she's so

14:27boss babe right she's so like independent like controls everything like you know that's how i am so sometimes you like to just have no control over how hard you're

14:35getting pounded i'll pass that feedback to her and see how and see if she'll see what she's up for i bet she's a submissive because

14:42usually people who are so dominant independent in real life there are subs and yeah she's more submissive in the bedroom

14:50you know i like to role play like i'm moses high school girlfriend so we do like hebrew like we speak like hebrew i'm like what would you say like during sex in hebrew and it's like can

14:58can odd uh that doesn't sound very romantic

15:10it's like what the [ __ ] you saying do it like i'll be like talk to me like you talk to your high school girlfriend in hebrew and he like laughs why don't you do that he says

15:18he says it's too funny but i'm like i like to like you know be like he'll do it but then he like laughs he's like oh like let's go upstairs here i have a role play

15:26idea for you guys your mossad agent and she's from hamas you like that what's hamas they're the terrorists in palestine you

15:35cannot make palestine jokes i had to delete my tic tacs people were still offended by my palestine joke i have that in here we can talk about it but that would be that would be a fun

15:43role play mossad is like the cia in israel uh-huh and then you would be like a terror like a palestinian terrorist

15:52you have to like grow my bush out to be hairy like a beard ask him it's your guy's fantasy i like that i love a little hebrew

16:00roleplay are you into that moses anything anything for you he says okay our relationship is like bomb right now like it actually has never been

16:07better someone wrote an obituary did you know that you have an obituary no really was american media personality model

16:15actress and singer peda's sister has said she began experiencing signs of mental illness her mother lenapeta said her daughter died

16:24of the novel coronavirus oh my god i'm dying of kobe that's june 11th you died at 32 years wait dude 11 but it just happened this

16:32past week you died before that oh from from corona corona notable youtubers showed their

16:39grievances shane dawson fiance ryland adams said my thoughts are with her family during this difficult time

16:47even ex-boyfriend jason nash says i can't even bring myself to understand she's not here anymore literally would be so happy that i stopped talking about

16:55him paid his sister and mother asked for strength and guidance during these times and they're having a candlelight vigil

17:02which will be held at saint francis of rome catholic church and will wildemar you know that player

17:09pedes is survived by her mother her dad her sister and her brother i know you have a brother i do have a brother he never likes me to mention him period

17:18oh well we [ __ ] up really what does he do because he's so mysterious he's like a yeah he's pretty bougie job but i can't say anything

17:26he literally would kill me yeah he wouldn't kill me literally but he has a very high-end high-profile job good for him

17:33yeah he kills it that's not much of an obituary you i think you'd be pissed by that

17:40like they didn't well yeah that's some

17:44it promoted saint francis of rome though that's my dad's church that he like speaks at um let's see

17:51dixie's dixie's new song you memed on oh it's gonna get clean but it basically goes

17:58one day one day i was really really really really sad yeah that's it honestly it's kind of a

18:06bop moses was seeing it the other day he's like i can't it's been stuck in my head because everyone on tick tock is making fun of it it's every that's so smart though like low-key i feel like they wanted to that

18:14to happen he's making fun of how bad it is i can't get over that macho it's so good oh good oh i'm glad we brought the thing is though

18:23if she wanted it to be bad why did she erase her trailer and disgrace no i think they i think if i think i don't think they wanted it to but if they were smart they'd be like oh [ __ ]

18:30everyone's listening to this song because the mom went on instagram live and was like how dare you guys like she's 19. yeah she's 19 and she's on tick tock of course everyone's gonna

18:38clown on her yeah one day one day i was really really really really sad yeah

18:46that is a bop i like it i mean it conveys a lot yeah sadness for one one day one day beat depression in one day one

18:55specific day yeah wouldn't that be nice it's just one day one day okay so there was that the notes so

19:04here's the israeli-palestine conflict summarized by tricia wait you erased it because this is a link to your tick tock um i think i put it back up i asked moses if it was okay

19:12if i put it back up i didn't want to embarrass him further so the caption is when you take your boyfriend's israeli identity and all the comments are free palestine

19:19and you're just trying to figure out where palestine even is and why it needs to be freed i mean it's funny how willing you are to be ignorant but it's true

19:27they always say free passing i'm like i swear when i met him i'm like what does that even mean like what is palestine like i had no idea i think it's the way that you do it is

19:37like trip you're making fun of them literally no no because i don't even know what it's about i watched zohan and i was like i don't understand this like

19:45zohan is not a documentary but it is about palestine versus israel do you did you tell her anything about it moses

19:55well we don't you want me to tell you a little bit i can give you in a nutshell i get it i get it well people always get mad at me because they go oh you make a phone number because you're in here and then you don't explain it to her doesn't

20:03know you're gonna educate me on it i can give you in a nutshell okay okay here we go so before the there before there was a

20:12mass immigration of jews from europe and around the world to israel there was the palestinians lived there

20:19more or less this is very simplified and then the jews bought up a ton of land and moved them and just kind of forced them in a lot of

20:27ways down into the west bank and the gaza strip some people consider all of israel

20:34palestine uh but it's like traditionally palestine i mean it is if you go back at a map it will used to be called palestine palestinian territory so if i go to

20:42israel i can walk into palestine well palestine is is kind of it's not palestine in israel is kind of a name

20:50for the same place so everything is so jaffa is palestine yeah if you ask a palestinian they'll say it's palestine

20:58so he could say he's palestinian no because he's not arab he's not palestinian only arabs believe that well palestinian is a group of people like jews is a group of people

21:06so palestinians are are arabs who come from that region uh you know their their lineage and their heritage and their they're from

21:15that region but they they're living in gaza strip which is like a really horrible place to live

21:21and uh they're like boxing this tiny bit of land that israel owns and uh it's [ __ ] horrible to live there so they're not like walking around

21:30tel aviv no well some of our yeah no there's there's a lot of arab um uh israeli uh dual citizens i don't want

21:38them to be mad honestly like i really don't i thought it was a joke because like honestly where i was coming from is like i don't even know where palestine is like i don't yeah it's kind of complicated but but

21:47but palestine there's a lot of you know the israelis do a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ]

21:53there like stealing their land encroaching on their land all the time they like christopher columbus yeah they're like christopher columbus

22:01light i would say because they have to deal with like pr where christopher columbus was like [ __ ]

22:06these indians dude he's out there with like polio and [ __ ] weed whackers he's like nobody gives a [ __ ] so yeah they're kind of like christopher

22:14columbus like how did i do dan did i do okay i mean i don't try to piss anyone off here no i'm just trying to eat mozza brittle

22:22it's hanukkah so we can't piss them off but obviously um that's why they get sensitive because they think it's like a genocide like a

22:31palestinian genocide oh slash apartheid happening now yeah right i apologize i think my joke

22:39was funny i think it's a joke with stick talk i thought it was funny thanks but it's more a joke about how ignorant you are not about the palestinian people that's how i feel too yeah like oh my god look at this dumb [ __ ]

22:49i'm not dumb i just like who knows no one is taught israeli verse palestine i feel like the vast majority of people know what

22:55palestine is that's not true what that's not true why is it not true because like we were talking about how he didn't learn about u.s history we

23:03don't learn about israeli history yeah but palestinian the whole jew the israel-palestinian conflict was like one

23:10if not the most like globally like globally forefront conflict in the world it's like everybody knows

23:18about that conflict who do you think that right i don't think so i don't know do you agree with me dan we're all jewish so it's hard i don't

23:27know no i mean yeah like i mean you guys are arabs so oh oh my god both arabs you're

23:34palestinian then they're not palestinian you guys are lebanese arabs are palestinians not every arab is palestinian that's ridiculous there's tons of countries in in the

23:43middle east oh i feel some tension now we got some jews we got some arabs we got the you just christians

23:50uh jerusalem this is every whoa sorry does that mean you're muslim arab is muslim not all of them

23:57but you are yeah ah that's dope no i love it i was just saying i want to interview a muslim like i don't know muslims like

24:04ask them anything we got them right here well they can't hear them i feel like we need to have them on as a guest here can let's say this will be great there you go

24:12that's [ __ ] crazy do you guys mind being interviewed wait trish let's let's let's learn from an arab here dan

24:21pass off the mic we're going impromptu baby he's like [ __ ] i feel like jan just hates frenemies all the time he's like over it yeah he does

24:28then so he's like wrap it up wrap it up h3 goes for three and a half hours no no no no you gotta follow you gotta

24:35follow what's good dude whenever we have a chance to educate trisha we have to take it so here we have a bee with us our resident uh

24:42arab muslim hello thank you for being here can i ask you the first question yes so trisha says when you sat down

24:50she's like you're really arab that's so trippy how does that make you feel because i know trisha it doesn't bother me no trisha trish was it odd i get a pass to

24:59ask but is it odd being treated like an oddity i mean you're just like a normal american dude um i know because i'm kind of used to it growing up uh 9

25:0711 happened when i was like in second grade so i heard it a lot like growing up and was it because like how you look at your name is my name what's your name your full

25:15name can you say i don't know i could say abdullah abdallah yeah and it's pretty good i have a this is like a question because

25:22i'm genuinely you're on social media well you're here now on here yeah like and you're not scared of getting like killed like on 90 days

25:29no because like on 90 day fiance as in could get killed for having social media he's in jordan oh you're saying because i'm muslim yeah you know

25:37me on social media and stuff well right well i'll let you take it yeah now there's always like a lot of like uh

25:45[ __ ] that goes around about being muslim it's not as scary or as extreme as a lot of people make it it's just like any other

25:53religion there's extremes you know in christianity or oh right if you're in jordan it's way different he's in america

26:01you and your girlfriend are both americans they're not even jordanese they're lebanese oh that's different so they're not in

26:08that country and they're not even of that country okay you know what i mean i know you're dating a muslim but can you date a non-muslim um me personally i don't mind but uh

26:17like my dad's side of the family would mind they prefer if you how much would they mind um like my my parents are more liberal but

26:26like my uh aunts and uncles they would they don't only want like a muslim they want like the same village the same

26:33oh [ __ ] yeah they prefer same sect of islam like that's pretty easy what if everyone from that village is just kind of like

26:41busted yeah there's some villages like that are you guys from the same village uh no we're not but and i noticed close enough

26:48close enough well because okay she said you could answer for her too but like i know she doesn't wear a head thing and on muslim tic-tock everybody wears a head wrap and if you

26:56don't rap yeah so that's another like common misconception like my uncle he's very religious and he taught me everything i know about uh

27:05islam and uh it comes from an older text and the word is uh it's like an ancient word like the book our holy book is very old and it's not

27:13supposed to be changed at all so there's a lot of misconceptions misinterpretation so um like me like i believe it just means that a woman is supposed to like dress

27:21modestly um where some people think it's just covering the hair or something it's just you know showing the eyes it's just whatever the interpretation is so

27:29she shows cleave not into it uh no i don't mind but would you show cleavage you would show cleavage no comment

27:39but would you wear a bikini yeah yeah sure you were leaning use a model yeah oh really oh a muslim [ __ ]

27:54oh my god that's so interesting what about like mia khalifa she's muslim no okay dude being muslim is like a huge

28:03swath okay right backstage oh people is like you have to understand there's like is this arabic yes whoa what's it say

28:11um the translation is basically keep moving forward can you say it in arabic she can no no they're like no we can't say it okay

28:21no worries so you don't you don't know how to speak arabic not well no i know how to swear pretty much i love that say hello

28:28oh uh shamuta i know i've dated all the cultures but you understand that like being a muslim

28:35or being an arab is like a huge swath of like as as diverse as being like a christian or a jew there's people like obviously

28:42he's very secular but muslims are known to be like heart like 90 fiance every muslim on there is like they're in jordan they're in jordan

28:51don't you understand even here like they're very hardcore they cover you this is the first muslim you've ever or arab you've ever met in your life you

28:58just said that wow yeah wow right are you scared of anything like the are you scared of anything like them

29:06coming for you for anything who's coming for him no your family because it's the family that like has hate on hate if you're if

29:14you're what do you think happens he gets stoned maybe i mean that he literally said we watched anything he was like they will kill you my dad will literally kill him

29:22for being on the show like i said yeah just extremely everything everyone i know like no extremities like where i come from my hometown has the

29:30highest uh population of muslims outside um i mean in the us right so and like all my friends are all a bunch of

29:39degenerates they smoke drink and they're muslims yeah muslims yeah oh so you only hang out with muslims no no we don't really see race where i'm from like we have a lot of we hang out

29:47with a lot of uh everybody yeah everybody yeah well that's so interesting i always find it interesting how jews do hang out with jews muslims hang out with muslims israelis meet israelis

29:56you know what i mean like it is kind of weird how that all happens but i think that's interesting because he said he has muslim friends i've never met muslims so you know what i mean like it's interesting how they all find each other and gravitate are

30:03you scared what do you think did you what do you think where are you i'm so impressed i'm so because you have tattoos right we have a

30:11girlfriend i just i watch wife yeah oh [ __ ]

30:16holy [ __ ] are you 28 yeah i have three wives no i'm kidding oh my god you don't believe in that but

30:23that's the thing because soldier boy on 98 fiance he could have no more money too you're not gonna do that that's another one of those things that we

30:31think is like open to interpretation like when the book was first made it was like during a time of war um family's gonna provide there's a lot more to it than that

30:39but i don't think it was meant for like modern day you're not about wearing multiple women i mean i'm almost for it but i don't think

30:46oh you're not for it oh she says he's kidding but he's like i don't know i'm all for

30:53i kind of like the idea of multiple wives like i kind of wish you liked that moses thoughts

31:02all right come on first of all that was a test so let's listen to that all right we can do this all day thank you very much congrats that's so

31:10exciting congrats on what he made it oh out alive i guess he was born in america oh that's crazy

31:20they both don't look muslim to me so that's why i thought that was so interesting what is the muslim supposed to look like i'll show you on tik tok they wear the hijabs i wanted to wear he has a he has a

31:29muslim scarf at home but he won't let me wear it well he lets me wear it but you understand they're jordanian and who's america okay but there's nigerian muslims there's like so many

31:36different muslims so lebanese muslims too are from that same area it's israel different country but is that same sector of the middle

31:44east so saudi arabian muslims are the same as let's say indonesian muslims

31:53i'm asking you no yes yeah okay i love my saudi fans i have a lot of people from saudi arabia you do yeah for real they come to my show awesome

32:01they have money they always have the vips can we go buddies all right let's get on with it what if a sheik asked me to go over to saudi arabia do you think

32:08i should do it i've had it what's the price i once got offered legitimately 50 000 they were gonna wire it beforehand no to fly over the sex with the sheik

32:17yeah but they'll never let you leave they're like they can [ __ ] hold you a prisoner those guys are crazy they have like slaves in saudi arabia they wouldn't know if i was missing

32:25someone would be like oh she went to go see a sheik and now she's missing yeah but who's going to who's going to go in there and take you back i have an israeli boyfriend

32:32sorry um he's like the zohan zoan ain't getting your ass for out of [ __ ]

32:36saudi arabia oh okay maybe i won't go you'll be in a [ __ ] cage dude oh my god that's so extreme i'm just

32:44saying dude these these sheiks and these people in dubai and saudi arabia they bring girls over and they literally turn them into sex slaves

32:52that sucks like it really does not being serious like i don't want people to get laughing that's so crazy yeah it does suck like no that would seriously suck so bad

33:00so bad all right anyway that was maybe i appreciate that oh you got here this was fun you got

33:08backlash for your last mook bang you made because some homeless person asked for food oh my god and you fight you drove off which is awesome trafficking and sex

33:15slaves this is exactly we were almost sex trafficked and everyone's like wow you wouldn't give them food sex traffic there was one solitary person asking for food

33:22there was two men in the back seat and a man next to her she's in a car she says i'm from hawaii but i have money i'll pay you back but can you give us food

33:31in a car next to us doesn't say she's a fan or anything she was just like and then as soon as i said can you wait till we're eating because i'm trying to get out of the situation she goes to

33:38back up her car to back us in there's two guys on either side there's a guy in the front and then a guy in the back so there's two guys total in her she's like oh i'm from hawaii 20 minutes

33:46prior another guy on camera is like hey i'm from hawaii you want to want a boyfriend i want to hang out with me and it was just all really sus and then she said she's from town doesn't have money how did you get here [ __ ]

33:55second of all she's like oh can you give us some food i'm not broke but i'll pay you back okay what okay can i stop you i feel like you're embellishing

34:02based on this video i'm embellishing what okay let's watch the video okay you guys are eating some [ __ ] i

34:11don't love that um

34:28she's in that car she's not even a drifter she's in a car she is

34:38well we don't really have any cash or anything i'm putting my seat up because i'm nervous second drive away um okay can we finish

34:47eating so much but what do we do can you i find it interesting that you didn't

34:54remove this part why'd you leave it in because later on we talked about it first okay don't ever roll it down here no you know what even if you're a fan i

35:01will never hold down my window again don't roll down your window for anyone if you're uncomfortable don't give someone food the minute you reach out an arm is a minute they can grab you they can kidnap you

35:09i got i didn't connect i got held ransom at mexico true story i never talked about this for this very reason there was a resort opening it you have way too many stories you got held ransom

35:18in mexico i swear tell me everything but i don't like to give people ideas because this is what so [ __ ] don't go to mexico i'm not i'm done going to mexico

35:25never yeah i'll never but i was posting for this resort and you know what it's a chain hotel it was a big chain they invited you there yeah nobody was there right someone [ __ ] ransomed

35:33your ass what city were you in we were in like next to right next to the cabo one is it called nakabo cosmo cosmo

35:42cosmo is it i don't know it's like a big one it's like one where they have reported vallarta not puerto vallarta but it's one with the c so it might have been cosmo

35:50okay whatever you were in mexico no maybe it was cobble anyway okay it's in cabo and it was and we were going to the van from the hotel

35:59that the hotel was going to provide us back to the airport so i'm posting for them like hey we'll give you like a free stay like come post for us so i'm posting right

36:07and so obviously people are seeing like my instagram and they saw that i just bought a lamborghini like all this stuff so they're seeing like all this stuff and it was so weird nobody else was at this resort nobody there was

36:15construction going on the food was like frozen pizza do you think they set you up frozen pizza literally frozen pizza and

36:23was it good huh was the pizza good no it was all horrible it was really really bad and i don't really like to share because i just don't like to give like the

36:31details of it because it's honestly it was honestly the most like the scariest thing in my life but we were held at gunpoint to give money they needed us to get money out and i couldn't get the transfer they wanted like

36:39they wanted like a hundred thousand dollars and i couldn't do it and then they wanted me to get out of the atm first of all and i was like okay there's no way obviously not i'm not gonna get that though i get twenty thousand on the atm i have to

36:46physically go inside and get the money so we ended up wiring them money like it was so scary they literally like left us on a ditch they had like literally a gun to my head like i

36:54i just don't really like like i literally i can't believe you've never talked about you never talked about this i don't like giving people ideas i don't like like i'm very paranoid for this reason and any time you watch my mukbang you'll see

37:02people are like she's super paranoid there's clips of me like jutting out when i see anyone come out of their car towards my car i'll jut out whatever even if it's not for me i'm ultra ultra paranoid because of this

37:10happening and this happened another time i got held at gunpoint in my house and it was the same thing where it like they did i'm like take whatever take whatever and they were like no you

37:19have to wire me money so there's two times that i was held what is that for ransom i don't know what that is but it was to robbery so my dad too my dad has money and

37:26people know this like he sold his company for a [ __ ] ton of money really your dad's rich so my dad has money and they were like you so the same thing had happened to me when i

37:34was younger like when i lived with him like 19 and it's happened so many times and i was in a pink girls rice and yes it's

37:42flashy whatever say what you want it's like oh you're an expensive car what do you expect people are gonna and it's true but that's such a target people obviously obviously know i have money this is a girl and i think whatever

37:50there's so many things that the moment i know the moment you put yourself in a vulnerable situation one time me extending my [ __ ] hand when i worked at hooters on hollywood boulevard

37:58was the cause of [ __ ] someone raping me on hollywood boulevard and the cops didn't do [ __ ] about it like it's because you know why i gave someone i extended someone money because i thought that was the thing to do

38:06don't [ __ ] do that thing and don't ever listen to people being like oh like you should have done this what a [ __ ]

38:11like [ __ ] you like i'm a female my my mom 60 in the back my sister's right in this seat the only reason i put my window down is i felt a little safer with my mom and sister in the car if it was just me by

38:20myself i would have like booked it out of there and honestly i should have and as soon as i saw her backing up and backing in you'll see i kind of swerved out to kind

38:26of get out because she was backing us in that [ __ ] i was that's the that's just [ __ ] this is this for my birthday this year i gave 32

38:34000 away 10 000 to my followers like i i am like the least selfless person but i'm i'm definitely you come up to my car like [ __ ] you wait can i ask you about this so do you

38:42think they set you up when you went to that resort to rob you i don't know if they set me up or someone just saw that i was posting a lot and they knew where i was

38:50so they're like oh this girl has money like i don't know mexico is really unsafe right now i would not encourage anybody to go there

38:58i'll never go back to mexico yeah me and eva used to go there all the time and we had really sketchy experiences and we stopped going yeah where did you guys go we've been

39:05all over the place my parents lived there for like five years and back then it was like much safer and i feel like since the rise of the cartel there

39:14things have just become more lawless and what happened with you guys was sketchy well i was just super paranoid like we would go to resorts and i felt like

39:21people were following us and like because i would post on social media like you said and be like oh [ __ ]

39:26you know people are gonna because people get people get kidnapped there all the time yeah um where my parents were living they

39:33there was like a [ __ ] straight up gang war with grenades and like automatic rifles there was like grenade explosions and holes in the wall

39:41everywhere my parents bounced after that happened and like even at the airport like i brought my drone because i was gonna vlog and they [ __ ] they go you cannot

39:50enter mexico unless you pay me sales tax on this drone yeah and he was like on some crazy

39:56thing telling me that my drone costs three times more than it did and was trying to charge me a thousand dollars did you pay it i had to yeah i got arrested for bringing my

40:03camera i was blogging it was insane and they arrested me and then they told me the same thing they're like you have to pay us money if you want to get it it was just a straight up he just pocketed that money

40:12for sure he's like it's the law i was like show me the law i looked up at like the the mexican laws for coming i was like there's no [ __ ] law

40:20that says this he's like dude you gotta go you have to leave or pay me i was like all right [ __ ] i'm never coming back to your [ __ ] exactly and you should be paranoid for that reason and

40:27i'm so [ __ ] tired of people like judging people for feeling uncomfortable like anytime you feel uncomfortable don't [ __ ] do that actually i shouldn't call it a [ __ ]

40:33country because i love mexico and mexican people and the culture and the food and everything it's so vibrant beautiful and i love being there

40:41it's just a shame that it's uh become so corrupt and lawless and it's just it's tough it's so scary it's so so scary

40:48but that that's crazy so he so you were outside the resort and then he we're going back to the the um the what's the

40:56airport airport oh you're right you were leaving and you grabbed the taxi no we took the van from the hotel

41:04and that's the guy who kidnapped you oh they must have been on on it i think so because they didn't help us the whole time we were there like um

41:13another incident did you report it to the police or anything um when we got back we reported it because it's a chain hotel and we reported it to the chain hotel and

41:20literally nobody cared like no one said anything did you tell the social media person who told you to come there you never responded huh the resort is

41:29still there too you could probably sue them because they're probably international big company i know it was so scary honestly like it just felt like even now talking about i literally

41:38still feel like like so what happened in the car you got in the car the guy's driving when did you know there's something wrong

41:45almost immediately he's like do you guys have cash on you and we're like no and then he's like well you need to go and take out a hundred

41:53dollars from each other oh immediately he was like yeah and then we saw we were going off the path like because where we were it wasn't it's like los cabos or something so i

42:02stayed there before at this place called resort at pedro so it's like in that area but this was like a little bit off from that you know what i mean and it was a resort and so he went off like the

42:10beaten path like you know and i was just like [ __ ]

42:12and it just felt bad right away and i was like i i can't get thousand dollars out of atm and then he asked me to take ten thousand i gotta go inside to get that and he wouldn't let me go get it

42:20so we did a wire you went in the bank did a wire i didn't go in i did it for my phone really you can do that

42:27yeah and he got it immediately well he got it and then he took my id and he took

42:34like i think i had like i don't know if i had to check i took everything like he had all my cards and stuff like that he had all my address like everything so i don't like talking

42:43about this honestly like i got phone calls after harassing me being like um we're gonna like cut your head off like all this crazy [ __ ] for more money

42:52what and so it's just like i only talked about it because i know people like oh trisha trolls and all stuff that's like i like i don't like talking about it but like

43:00that's the reason i'm like so paranoid and like earlier this year someone came into my house like while i was showering and like it was like a very similar situation it

43:08was very eerie it wasn't it didn't have to do with the stalker or whatever it was like a very similar situation and it scared the [ __ ] out of me like you've been in a lot of scary situations i've never been

43:15anxious the person literally broke into scare me because he didn't take anything and it was so terrifying and like um like any time

43:23i feel like uncomfortable in any situation i just like leave now it's like and i should have because every single time like when i've like i was raped twice on hollywood boulevard

43:31and it was both times when i was giving someone something i put my hand out and that's when they like were able to like

43:38um i don't think you should ever give anything out homeless people they'll use kids as a tactic i've had that happen where someone literally used a child

43:46and the child was like i need money and then that's when they came out from behind at my gate at hollywood and highland before there was like the condos there was a burger king and it happened

43:54right in the back the back lot of that and there was a kid there and like he wanted the money and then that's when the guys came out and like mugged me raped me all that [ __ ] i was just like

44:02it's crazy and the fact that people like are even putting that out there are shame on them like press hilton on tick-tock being like oh wow you should have given them

44:10like giving them food like [ __ ] off like seriously [ __ ] off like it's so [ __ ]

44:14annoying that that's like the like that's what people are putting out there like don't ever roll down your windows don't ever give people [ __ ]

44:19homeless people included homeless people will are [ __ ] crazy too like i'm sorry you're in that situation but i'm not going to put my like money i just give money to a food bank you don't have to give people you know

44:27exactly i gave money to cover to relief doctors without borders like trans equality like for people to take trans people off the street i donate i do that you know it's just it's [ __ ]

44:36it's [ __ ] up it pisses me off to know and i left that in because afterwards i said like no i'm not doing that like what the [ __ ]

44:42like i i wouldn't leave it in if i thought it looked bad like i would have edited it out but i was like and i'm so glad it blew up because i want more people to know that like not to say we're being self trafficked we're i

44:50think we're past that age but that's exactly what happens people leave a little flyer out there people say oh like an injury you know try to run into your cars like all this

44:58if you if you if someone runs into your car trying to act like you hit them go to the police like just call the police and be like this person says i hit him i didn't but i'm gonna drive because i don't feel comfortable

45:06getting out because it happens at night i had a guy literally run into my car and like flip over and i called the cops and it's just like it's just there's so much sketchy [ __ ]

45:14when you're a girl i think when you're out and you're driving around in a car like that you attract all those people who are trying to get a piece of you moses sees it when we're eating in the

45:22car like literally people will be like roll down your window like just you know or come up to the car knock on it i don't want a rolls royce anymore

45:30it sounds scary in that [ __ ] car dude it is the world is scary in that car scary just i drive it here i'm getting a prius bro i'm [ __ ] i'm

45:38getting a prius for my next car well that's why i got the bentley because i wanted to ask like my every day that's your broke ass basic car ben leaves tonight an

45:45expensive car too you know well we're gonna get like a jeep or something i think get a prius please okay no but anyways i don't know that's

45:53like a toyota corolla or some [ __ ] dude see no one will bother you no one will bother you in that car

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49:24checkout thank you guys you know what i was thinking we just keep talking and then if you're available on wednesday

49:32we can do this as a separate episode second episode do the math yeah i mean yeah but you have a set up now well we'll just leave it and

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49:47it's up to you whatever you guys want are you available on wednesday yeah great are you sure i feel bad everyone's here yes no it's great it's fun

49:55people will be happy they get two episodes this week okay i never stopped recording oh keep on

50:04going do the ad reader know how to read right now we'll do it okay okay so anyways we have more to talk about though i mean that's kind of like whatever i have a lot oh well let

50:12me finish that video because i want to see how you react move the car yeah let's go oh why is everybody

50:20from white that is a good question why are all these people from hawaii because 20 minutes prior you hear a guy i left that whole no but i feel like i've heard people say that to me before too it's

50:29like i'm from hawaii i don't have change for the bus can you give me yeah i think so i think i hear from hawaii then yeah well she's leaving everybody in if you guys are so worried

50:37how come you're still munching on burgers it's like one of those things where it's just like i mean because here's the thing like nine chances out of ten like the person

50:45maybe wasn't gonna like harm us so i was like but it was right away i'm just like we gotta get out of here so it was just like an awkward thing in general but we do

50:52we do leave quick let me watch this i think she's just did you tell her no i didn't she's not going to block you in

50:59we might have to just like leave yeah that's okay i got my like cheese okay can you hold it i wish i could eat like you guys i

51:07wish i just cheese i would be such a like i mean i just wish i could like mook bang with you guys all day i know but it's really unhealthy because i have a big eating disorder so i just

51:16don't eat for the next couple days like it's bad like you like a few days without eating yeah i skip meals i have a binge eating disorder excuse me don't ever skip

51:25okay so this is enough this is a perfect example so this was a mukbang where you can see where oh are you and are you like trying to look black it's just a wig oh my god

51:33you look like you're trying to look oh my god bro you saw that tick tock where the dad hold on do you is that in the dock where the dad comes in and he goes yo is this chick black

51:41oh there's a girl have you seen that no i'll show you yeah yeah show me okay so soon she probably loved that

51:49what is this what happened holy [ __ ]

51:53you're panicking

52:02are you in the mm-hmm what the [ __ ] was that yeah my one friend texted me like what the [ __ ] happened because like literally within seconds like i'm like

52:09you were quick exactly so like wait what happened so there was a i was in a i was basically in somebody's driveway and someone parks behind me like

52:18but blocks me in you know sort of thing not like they're parking behind me but i was basically in the red by someone's driveway so they're like gonna like block me in again to not move and so

52:26immediately i see i see the car i'm like watching it and all of a sudden two guys one enters out of the driver's side one of the passengers and they come on either side of my car so that's when i'm like oh [ __ ] i don't

52:34want to hit this person and that other car was coming and literally like this guy that does a drama channel was like what the [ __ ]

52:38happened like i this happens all this time this happens so much but um on the african-american note did you see that this girl might

52:54okay so on the black fishing thing i told you i did twenty three of these black fish is that what you said that i was trying to blackfish people i didn't ever the term blackfish

53:02okay well that's the thing people what's blackfishing is like when you they say you're trying to look black okay oh are you black do you blackfish people say that but because i

53:10like tan and stuff but here's the thing i actually have moroccan in me i told you this that doesn't make you black you said you have like three percent

53:17okay moroccan i think he's like well aren't moroccans mostly like yeah they're american they're african yeah but they're arabs they're not

53:25they're not african you're one of us girl i know but but wait wait wait you're not hearing yourself you're that doesn't make you black that

53:34makes you aries or rockings that are are dark okay i'm not black fishing that is in my dna i don't want to make that a big thing because then people okay wait

53:42watch this watch this watch this watch this clip if you haven't seen this you're going to love it i know i'm not african-american but i'm just saying you're a black fish no but sometimes i

53:51hit hands watch this come here you haven't seen this no it's the best

53:58thing ever can you say that again you're recording this is this girl

54:06black or white oh my god why so aggressive watch this black mom says she's white

54:13yeah she's black girl she's black we gotta sound like that girl she's black oh and he says i'm like howard's

54:21strength oh wow what a couple minutes i know and you're blocked what a compliment you don't like people you don't like talking about hearthstone because is it because i don't care i talk about how it's

54:29certain i'm this is one of the bullsh things that you're always obsessed about that's so annoying you go you don't even talk about her start i say i have no problem talking

54:36about how trying like how's it like every time i gotta [ __ ] answer this for me to do be on his show full time but i had to leave this podcast

54:45yeah what would happen if i was elected the president of the united states overnight howard stern loves me i believe what he said was you would be pretty if you

54:54weren't so chubby how did you know that did you know that because you've said it like 20 times to me america's got talent i think he thought i was hot

55:02so this so this family thinks you're black you've got the black hair you're black fishing just admit you're black vegetables you're arab you have arab roots you're

55:11not african-american you're a black fish what and then what's your name on tick-tock tricia blackfish

55:18just like fish um interesting well you know here's the thing honestly i should do another dna test because i really do think i probably have some

55:25african-american me and honestly i'd be proud i'd be honored with that why would it change why would it change i feel like i just never knew because my whole life and i'm not

55:32why if you did a dna test the second time would it change the origin because i did a 23 me and then i did like an ancestry one and it was told they were they were different

55:40i think they just described the regions differently so oh we should do that on together well mine's so boring it's 99.3 percent

55:49ashkenazi jewel congrats thank you you're like a whole jew i'm gonna hold the whole [ __ ]

55:55locker wow um those are good the first time i'm having them today with the latkes um no but i really do think so my whole life people have always asked me if i was like

56:03african-american oh here's one yeah yeah i brought it for you guys i was in a better mood once i came

56:13do you want to uh i want one you want me to show me no mother's looking mad at me i always wanna show you what's wrong because i'm always so impressed wait you'll get mad if she

56:22shows me the score game yeah okay oh really but it's not only fans i showed ryland she didn't care

56:32would you be mad at me if i went and watched your squirting videos interesting so i can't what if he pays me five dollars right now

56:40no i don't want your sister in short i guess you masturbating oh god please no if that's your thing no is that your

56:49thing yeah i love showing people my squirting i'm so proud of it okay so so so moses doesn't want me to see the school you're technically not fam

56:56i mean you're not blood related we're family he's my brother-in-law yeah okay i won't would you want to describe it to

57:05me why are you so proud about it so proud because it hit the record button so it stopped recording and i was so proud of it dude i don't think i can handle seeing you scroll to be honest with you we have to control

57:14the delicate balance of the show once i see your ass squirting then i think that might be the only thing i see when i see you which isn't good

57:21okay and not in a sexual way i mean look at that oh wait like damn [ __ ] what the [ __ ] kind of way

57:29can i just say for the record i go ahead people think i'm like serious

57:37when i'm like they think i flirt with you i like in no way do i find you attractive or want to have sex with you like i just want to make that very very clear

57:45like uh-huh i hate that people think that i'm like that's clearly a joke well stop hitting on me every time okay if you were like because we're supposed to be friends if

57:53you look like noah beck i wouldn't be saying that to you you know what i'm saying like it's obvious because i'm so disgusting then it's an obvious joke yes

58:02thank you good okay because people like i respect his marriage i'm like ew i wouldn't

58:10no i'd rather have sex with traitor shredder you rather [ __ ] my dog that's not better that's weird just weirder you'd rather [ __ ]

58:18i would rather [ __ ] a dog you think shredder could penetrate you oh my god oh my god ew oh my god why did you say my dog wasn't there a

58:27better example because i would literally i'm that bad with anybody i'm that bad i mean i don't know but i just i like it's not my thing

58:35would you [ __ ] a dog no i know well you said you would i don't know i'm just asking questions you opened that on me i feel like people are like wow you're so disrespectful to

58:43their marriage i like be married forever like i couldn't care less you don't care if we get divorced are you cause you keep bringing that up are you guys getting a divorce no you

58:51said i wouldn't say you brought it up you said i wouldn't care if you guys okay whatever here here's a video i wouldn't care if you got a divorce do whatever you want

58:58who cares stupid let's watch this okay you definitely want to [ __ ] me though it's obvious to everybody no because

59:06it's that's the thing when someone's so unattractive you make that joke like the first time i met you wow that's so nice you go wow i want to [ __ ] you you're just such

59:14an ugly [ __ ] feel better like when i first met you guys you're 10 you're a 10 because you were constantly so let me get this straight you flirt with ugly people of course to

59:21make them feel better then you also say you but then you say i [ __ ] everybody who's interested in me um so what you're saying is i flirt with every ugly person

59:30and if they reciprocated i [ __ ] them that doesn't make it that's either insane or doesn't make any sense and frankly i could

59:38i could take it either way with you oh take what either way you being insane or not making sense i can't wait for dr drew to come back on

59:46because he would not approve of you calling me insane yeah well [ __ ]

59:50dr drew can give us a personality test to figure it out which is next week is he just gonna be on zoom he's not

59:58coming here yeah oh i like having people here physically i wish we could too but dr drew's out there to live in his life in a way get tested the day before

1:00:07he's not about it how could we do it could we put a mask on him and just he's probably not even into it he's busy no he's busy he's busy

1:00:14he said he wanted to come in yeah he's busy you're just saying that okay ready doctor's house so you made fun of oh really would you [ __ ] doctor

1:00:22joe if i was single how do i know you're not just saying that and giving him a pity would you rather [ __ ] shredder or dr drew

1:00:29okay just making sure okay what about lassie or doctor joe lassie's doctor i don't want to [ __ ] a

1:00:37dog i don't want to [ __ ] mr ed or dr joe well probably mr ride has a bigger penis that's what i'm saying he definitely

1:00:46does all right oh my god wait so i went home and did all my videos for no reason we're not even doing this [ __ ] beauty hack thing today

1:00:54well that's sometimes the cookie crumbles the way cookie crumbles no but everybody gets a double episode because yes

1:01:01last month we only did three so this week we're getting a double episode because it's christmas so stressed about freaking can i show you this video people

1:01:10you know what i mean it's like oh i was so stressed let's just watch let's just try it while i watch it yeah

1:01:17yeah it's crazy i ate a whole [ __ ] i ate a whole bag dude it's hanukkah

1:01:25nice job baby thank you sorry um so i have some ray i had this viral video

1:01:33pretty funny but hey let's watch it you did a reaction to it here we go

1:01:45girl you are not doing this please tell me this isn't i real we're awfully waiting for a photo

1:01:56i'm all for doing these things in public but like waiting 10 seconds to say hi people watch awkwardly dance making so much money give me i don't know might not have been the

1:02:03move here okay i have a i have a counter argument it's called cam you can vowed that jelly holy [ __ ]

1:02:14i don't eat pretty is that what it's like when she's on her that's you on her period

1:02:22sorry i'm ready that was a lot to see that i don't eat pretty i was as bad as watching you squirt

1:02:30you didn't see it come squirt.com um okay what what's your connor she's super famous she probably gets

1:02:38recognized a lot so she's like she's like hold the [ __ ] on i gotta do my dumb ass she's not what's more like putting you know years

1:02:46of his life into training for like benjamin button she probably gets stopped all the time yeah so take a picture but i'm just

1:02:53saying she has [ __ ] to do there's probably someone else who's like take the photo with me and she's like okay cool take a photo of me okay cool and then

1:03:03go [ __ ] somewhere else into your mansion that you'd like to do this don't do it you hate me i don't hate her at all i don't are you mad that she's more famous you know what

1:03:10i don't like i don't like their i don't like these tick tock attitudes i don't know what it is about tick tockers i saw her on a podcast and she's like i'm the first person to be like this popular on social media i'm like girl

1:03:19she said that yeah i was like she goes there was there's no one to talk about this because this is like the first time like we're blowing up like this and i was like it was on the zane and he's popcast if you guys want

1:03:28to go watch it if you want to believe me because she literally was just like just so full of herself and i was just like oh like i hate these people because it's

1:03:35this specifically okay you could say i'm a shitty person or whatever but if you ask me to take a photo you best even if i'm in the middle of you which i think is kind of rude i

1:03:42still will put down my burger and i still will be like okay yeah it's like i've never said the only time i said wait is if i'm like crying hysterically and like one time my

1:03:51like my oh guy was dating died and that's and this person came up and i have a picture and i was just like uh like can you just hold on like literally one minute so i can like wipe my face and i still took a picture with that

1:03:59person your boyfriend died oh yeah in 2009 well i wasn't dating him at the time but we had but i was staying at his house when he died

1:04:07oh [ __ ] anyways that's a lot it's heavy you've been through a lot damn girl you were [ __ ] been through everything um what haven't you been

1:04:16through a lot i mean there's a lot i haven't been through there's so much stuff i hear that's like horrifying to me like you've never met an arab until today um i think i did date a muslim at one point

1:04:25oh yeah so you lied about not ever but i couldn't interview him okay it was just you know so anyway you know what really surprised me about this

1:04:33tick tock more than anything she does this without any music all in one take like what the [ __ ] she might have earphones in

1:04:42like she has earbuds yeah but like she does it in one take oh my god so cringe eat it up take it down

1:04:49wrap the head around it raise the roof look at this girl like what the [ __ ] is happening he looks so stupid so stupid like

1:04:57i'm more interested in just the candid like aspect of her recording a tick-tock dance than like her rudely telling people to wait

1:05:05but she's like at that late it's she was really nice about it she wasn't like

1:05:09do you know who i am of course not but how like take a p you don't have to wait this is my favorite move this one

1:05:16i'll eat you up whenever you tell me i'm pretty i can do this dancing okay should we tick-tock this

1:05:24i'll eat you up oh you look good you look skinny today thanks not after that brittle anyway i didn't have i didn't really

1:05:32have a problem with it no i thought people are giving hard on her i don't think they're being hard on her because she's really not humble i think people just need to literally just be humble

1:05:40like jesus well i don't know anything about her like i just watched on this podcast and just rubbing me on because i thought she was like a sweet one but she would be acting like she's just

1:05:48like the first person to ever get a movie role she's like yeah i got this movie role i'm an actress i've been acting my whole life it's like [ __ ] is like chill she's like it's just it's just too much and

1:05:56and here's the thing do i really care if she's like no but like hey it's a viral video i commented on it i'm just trying to get out there too you know yeah no

1:06:03why these people that go to be oh my god the people who go to boa are the cringiest like james charles dixie bow a steakhouse they go there every night to get paparazzi it's not open

1:06:11anymore but they they go there to get paparazzi and then they ask act like they don't want to answer questions like okay i gotta go i gotta go into boa which is like it's known to be a paparazzi place so you go

1:06:19there to get paparazzi and it's so cringy i should start doing that you think paparazzi will care about me they wouldn't even [ __ ]

1:06:25recognize me i'd walk all slow you're interesting because you don't go out you're someone i you know i think

1:06:33they would ask me you think they recognize me i don't because like i used to go out with post malone and they he i would there's a bunch of pictures of

1:06:40me just standing in the background of his photos catfish by post malone say what i got catfish by post malone

1:06:48what does that mean like i didn't know who post malone was for the longest time somebody catfished you and i was like oh this guy with tattoos into me and you know he's like a little chubby so i

1:06:56thought i was like had fish by post malone when was this um tell me it was at least five years like a year ago oh wow wait i'm sorry but just rewind

1:07:05time rewind ah because i mean i hate to bring this up but you were giving moses [ __ ]

1:07:10for getting catfished by a famous person and you literally got catfished by post malone a year ago so what the [ __ ] he told me he was supposed to alone he's like oh you

1:07:18actually thought it was postponed i didn't know who was like i'm a rapper here's my music and he would send me did you send a video of you squirting uh i didn't squirt back then no not back

1:07:27then but we've done a long one it was after my it was after i was on here i think on on the first time i was on h3 so did you send him like news or something how far did the relationship

1:07:35go um i we were like gonna meet up we like i literally was like at a restaurant multiple times to meet up and

1:07:44he never showed up oh he just flaked well you know he was probably just sitting there watching you dude you got catfished multiple times by post malone and you're [ __ ]

1:07:54criticizing moses sorry girl and he told me like yeah but this is my song and i i didn't know who he was i was like oh that makes sense he's like a rapper and he's like you

1:08:03know what i mean like i didn't know so i didn't seem like a famous person like talking to me so how did you find out he was not real um oh cause i ca it was after so i came

1:08:10on the podcast and i was like yeah those are my friends so i googled you guys together and i saw that he was on your podcast and i was like okay well maybe this is like legit or something like that

1:08:19and the reason i kind of found out that it like wasn't him it's cause he asked me to like venmo him and i didn't have memo and then he asked you to venmo him god

1:08:27talk about gullible how much did he ask for i didn't have emma at the time um he needed he wanted he wanted to fly

1:08:35here but like his credit cards had just gotten stolen so they can use about can you just like bend over bro you were literally getting catfished by like some nigerian prince

1:08:43no i talked to him on the phone like he's he's like yo what up like i don't know what possible sounds like but that's

1:08:52but he had me i mean you know because he didn't look like a famous person to me and he kind of looked like me and he's like everyone said we look alike and i was like oh okay and so i was like maybe this makes sense

1:09:00, 9 minutesof why you collect post malone oh yeah people tell me like him and samuel jackson are like the two and matthew lillard you look like samuel

1:09:07jackson yeah matthew lillard stop stop people tell you you look like an old black man when i was younger i swear i

1:09:15swear when i was younger people made fun of me because they told me i looked like samuel jackson there was a movie where he moved into suburbia from who told you you look like

1:09:23samuel jackson kids in my school they literally made fun of me what is that movie oh he moves into a neighborhood and he like harasses the neighbors i forgot what it's called but like

1:09:31everyone's like they would call me his name in that movie and it was like popular at the time for some reason i still can't remember it but um yeah it's odd so i used to like

1:09:41memorize pulp fiction so i could like more evidence that you're black fishing okay i didn't even tan back we should title this episode

1:09:48trisha admits to black fishing can i wait can i say this might be might get me canceled again whatever but like

1:09:57why is it so wrong to want to look like it's not blackface blackface is mocking people right but like i love a darker complexion like why is it

1:10:06so i don't think there's anything wrong with dark way that i was wearing like i like their hairstyles better like i get the box braids i get stuff like that but like stuff that like you said

1:10:14in that the video i showed you with the curly hair i was like are you black fishing it's like okay maybe that's like a style that like african-american women will wear but like i and truly correct me if i'm wrong but

1:10:22like why why is it bad like if i want to look like like beyonce if i see like an outfit or her hairstyle like why can't i look like that i think there's nothing wrong with wanting to look like her

1:10:30just don't try to like make your skin dark like her like tanning you think so tan no tanning is fine but like but that's making your skin but there's like no yeah no tanning is fine but like if

1:10:38you're trying to make yourself look bad black it's just like i hate the way it looks pale like you can see like i'm tannering my face in this and it's like there's no there's nothing wrong

1:10:46with any of that it's just a matter of how far do you take it yeah i mean i'm not trying to say i'm african-american or anything like that i was just like what does that mean though when i was a kid

1:10:54people told me i like samuel jackson and i wasn't tanning it's just like making sure they weren't [ __ ] with you no like they're and i you know i was okay with it i thought he was very handsome

1:11:02and i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance moses was not [ __ ] samuel jackson what

1:11:12if i was samuel jackson you and anybody my son oh thank you so if my soul was yeah

1:11:19if you were samuel jackson moses would [ __ ] him in that case yeah because it's my being my essence so anyway watch this addiction to tanning and i

1:11:28know that sounds really fun trisha i'm not trying to start oh no wait wait wait wait no give me anxiety stop watch watch watch an impulsive like

1:11:37logan paul's um podcast where you were talking about how it was [ __ ] and you did it for literally views i will show you the clip

1:11:45oh yeah you were on a show right a show like my strange addiction for like for tanning oh yeah but that was [ __ ] like i wasn't related

1:11:53to anything okay okay so everything i'm about to say is completely irrelevant yeah well i mean i've been addicted but definitely not tanning i just did it on the show because it was a canoe and like we're looking for people with

1:12:00, 12 minutesaddictions and i was like all right this you um so which is it okay well i mean i can explain it why do you lie about [ __ ]

1:12:11it wasn't lying that was a whole disassociation so when as soon as i got on on impulsive from the beginning i realized like they were really like i don't use the word like aggressive but

1:12:20you could just tell right away they were just not about me like they were in defense of everyone david dobrik like jason like everything that i was going through that year because this was months after my breakup like a couple

1:12:28months they set it up a game called like hate like basically saying like let's hate on these youtubers and the minute they're like let's hear like your biggest

1:12:36critiques of these people so i went off but then they turn it around on me and was like wow maybe like maybe you have some issues like why are you so mad at david and like all of a sudden it

1:12:44was basically like they didn't do anything wrong like it was that and so right away i was like on the defense so that whole time that whole interview just like america's that talent just like stuff where it's like i literally i it wasn't true what you're saying

1:12:53you're just well yeah because oh my god you did have an addiction to tanning of course okay good i felt fat tanning made me feel skinny like of course i did

1:13:00, 13 minutesbut the problem was also that show was really traumatic because they tried to test me for skin cancer on the show and i actually yeah and i walked off the show if you

1:13:08watched my show wait did you love it um prior to that i had skin cancer removed so i didn't want to get tested because i thought they were trying to get me set up to make me look like i'm

1:13:15an idiot because i continued tanning after i had uh cancer in my my backside and so i didn't want i don't know about this either because i just don't like people like like this

1:13:23well this happened and you continued to tan and you did this so this is a lot like i just hate this [ __ ] because i i don't mind explaining myself it's just like i don't always want to explain myself because i'm like she always has

1:13:31explained herself whatever but um with stuff like the really personal like the tanning addiction like it's easier for me to be like it was a joke i just want like okay america's that town this

1:13:39is a perfect example it's a little like more lighthearted i got buzzed off america's got talent and so my instinct kicked in not instinct but like

1:13:47i guess i guess called disassociation i don't know that word i'm not really so sure about but they all started making fun of me like i realized i was being set up because america's got talent which this

1:13:55is something to talk about too they do this notoriously to people they set up another girl that was a pink impersonator anyways um they set me up to fail basically they told me to do the star

1:14:03spangled banner when i get there they're like oh no you can do the star-spangled banner it's copyright just make something up on the spot what they put me out there of music and i they didn't tell me they were playing

1:14:11music so all of a sudden there's a beat and they're like bath talk so anyways i was set up for failure from so you were you were meant to be the punching bag

1:14:18yes but you didn't know that at all i didn't because at the time i was 21 or something did you think that talking fast was a talent that would get you through to the end um no it wasn't really necessarily that

1:14:26they just kind of hyped me up like this is so cool like they're gonna love it and at 21 i wasn't like a troll or anything yet so to me i'm like oh yeah i like that they got you good now if i go on a show

1:14:34i realize like i'm the punching make me and i'm fine with it now i think being older and like realizing that's what i am it's okay but um i think at the time i really did

1:14:42think like oh maybe can we watch that club okay here can i tell you i was on ellen for and they they hyped me up ellen was like this is awesome

1:14:51yeah for sure and then i was on a carl's jr commercial for fast talking so like you think it was good unless you paid for a college junior commercial i mean i wasn't much it was like a talent show

1:14:58thing the carl's jr talent show well it was a commercial but anyways but bottom line is i was doing stuff with my fast talking so i thought i did guinness world records you know

1:15:07okay you yeah yeah so in my head i was like oh this is just another show i was on jay leno for fast talking like i was oh my goodness so i was like oh this is just another show

1:15:15to go on and so as soon as they turn against me and like sharon made fun of me and how he made fun of me and then howard was the last one then i flipped it right away and sharon's like this is awful this is

1:15:23annoying and i was just like oh well i'm like not true at all i was just like oh i'm just here and i love hearthstone and i'll get me wrong i was like i'm just here for howard stern but i would they actually asked me to be honest

1:15:31here's morgan and so immediately the whole audience flipped and then however it's like well in that case let me come up and dance with you like i'll have a date with you in vegas like all this so it turned around completely but

1:15:39it went well didn't it in the end you made it yeah of course because and then howard talked about me on a show whatever so you saved it i saved it but

1:15:48like i don't remember it when i got off stage i remember i called my mom and my mom like how'd it go i'm like i honestly couldn't remember for the life to me and like even watching it back i can't because it's so cringy because like i

1:15:56don't know that person like it's so weird like it i call it blacking out i guess dr dural call it disassociating but like i literally black out and impulsive was a big

1:16:05blackout because they were so the only podcast i did i did other podcasts that like went really great before that i can't even think about it no

1:16:13but before that i was doing i was doing another podcast i can't remember like adam carolla went really good you know what i mean like i was doing an yes h3 show but um

1:16:21and and it was a big deal i love being on the h3 i love the mugs i wish i could have another h3 mug do you have one i don't know yeah i don't know i took both of them from my

1:16:29appearances on there but anyways um so i don't know where all that do you want to ask me anything i'm out

1:16:37of material um you always say i don't ever get to ask you anything because you always dismiss me you're

1:16:44always like it's not important because i ask you something why should you delete all your tweets because if twitter's lame bro okay so

1:16:52why did you delete all of them did you have something that came up did something everybody's already combed through every tweet i've ever made a billion was it racist what was it what was your tweets

1:17:01which ones the ones that people well they try to prove that i'm racist i don't think that so why did you delete them if you're not if you're like okay that was like

1:17:08the way racist tweet just treat the one racist tweet there's ten thousand tweets i don't think that tweets from a billion years ago represent who i am today

1:17:17and so i just i don't want to deal with having to think about what i tweeted or is on my timeline or anything i've said 10 years ago

1:17:24twitter is just it's just it's such a nightmare it's like we've willingly put ourselves out there on the internet

1:17:34and it's all there and you're not allowed to change or grow and everybody's just combing through all your old [ __ ] especially as you know uh

1:17:41as edison ray says the biggest social media phenomenon of our time that's me and so people are always trying to

1:17:49everything you say they're trying to disprove for more tweet or trying to make sure that you're a hypocrite it's like it's stupid just i just don't want to deal with it

1:17:57and also nobody ever looks at your old tweets for any good reason right but it's like a documentation of who you were well [ __ ] it

1:18:04you don't even want to look back at old tweets your first tweet or anything i like to sometimes google my name like trisha paytas like i'll do this with him like his catfishes i'll like do trish paid us with the catfish name and a big

1:18:12seat i told you that person was a fan of me five years ago you know what i mean because it shows up as our tweets that we tweeted together yeah that is good but i don't want to

1:18:21say i'm over social media is just driving me crazy i hate it and i'm trying to disconnect from it as much but it's like your job

1:18:28like promoting teddy being on the video here making videos is my job not making tweets do you hate the videos no do you just

1:18:35hate twitter yeah so just delete twitter how can we even have twitter at all i'm slowly going towards that it's because i do have connect it's like a really great

1:18:43way that i have with connecting people and i value a lot of those connections i have where you can reach out to somebody and message them like who who do you have the message

1:18:50let's just say tell me somebody you want a private message on twitter that you need to keep it for you the other day you messaged charlie

1:18:58because of the whole charlie emilio no charlie oh critical yeah yeah who's critical just other he's another youtuber and what do you have to message him

1:19:06we were in a foot war he was saying that he had the highest wiki feet rating and i was like [ __ ] no you [ __ ]

1:19:12don't because i have the highest wiki for you i have a good wiki feet right you know i'm number one on the whole site um probably you talk about it well like

1:19:19i feel like whatever the reason is i'm number one and he made a video being like i'm number one i have the highest rate of any youtuber and so i was like

1:19:27[ __ ] this is a foot [ __ ] war and you're gonna lose oh can we make a foot video for my only fans no why you want my feet and your only face

1:19:36yes my feet's already on the internet for free but i wanted wikifeet.com ethan client's five stars i want to do a collab though like i call

1:19:44a foot collab no it's not happening why uh because it's disgusting and i don't want to be involved in any kind of pornographic sexual

1:19:52uh video with you let's just feed them yeah but it's for people to jerk off yeah so you're over twitter but you love this

1:20:00, 20 minutesstill you still love it you still love doing the h3 podcast i do i like it a lot i would like it more than i ever did okay my thoughts on the one today is you look

1:20:08just over it like you don't want to be alone on it like you were alone on the podcast today interviewing somebody and you just were like hey guys welcome back to the https talk about contra

1:20:16points the last one the one today yeah people thought it was really good people thought it was okay maybe but you looked miserable well i will say

1:20:23first of all i disagree i thought that was a great interview and i really like her i think she's awesome that being said i do have hard time with interviews i find them to be very challenging

1:20:32so i much prefer the collaborative ones like with you and with the guys that to me is more fun and less stressful

1:20:38anything else next i love interviews like i think i thrive at interviews i wish i could have maybe i could host the h3 podcast by

1:20:47myself i mean sure who do you want to interview um crystalia done where is he

1:20:57really use you know him i have his phone number but i feel bad messaging i don't know he's done his own thing

1:21:06he's not he's uh he's in a hot he's having a hard time for sure what do you do here's a good question okay what do you do when okay like literally like okay

1:21:15we'll use elix she's unproblematic don't get mad at me but like what if she got in like this crazy scandal right like if she she was at a party just saying the n

1:21:23word edward no cove and math like all this you know i know it's not gonna happen but like she messes up big time right or crystallia for instance okay let's say she was flirting with 17 year old

1:21:31ela or something you know what i mean jesus okay i mean he's you what if you're flirting with 17 year old

1:21:37why me dan whatever yeah you love this person right like when someone gets in so much deep [ __ ]

1:21:46how do you do you defend them do you not defend them do you have to denounce them i don't i think if it was someone that was very close to me let's say like my

1:21:54best friend got into was caught like uh flirting with 17 year old or something right or [ __ ] or [ __ ] a 17 year old like chris lee was just talking

1:22:01apparently he was he was [ __ ] really young fans okay of age right you would you know i would definitely denounce the behavior

1:22:10but as a friend you see a lot of gaming qualities and you want them to get better and you want them to be well so like obviously that's that's the nature of it right it's like you

1:22:19denounce the behavior but you encourage the person to grow and be better and you stand by them right so interesting i would stand by it

1:22:27because so many people denounced crystalia well brian callan whitney cummings like people that were like that that to me is like that's yeah i'm i'm

1:22:35i'm friendly with chris but if i was really close with chris i don't think if i was like you know that level of closeness i would probably

1:22:43what i would say is um you know obviously we did we talked about it a

1:22:51lot i mean what he did was was really gross but as a person you know as a per i said as a person chris was

1:22:59lovely he was one a super nice dude right super sweet you know when theodore was born he sent us like a really thoughtful baby gift that not a lot of people did

1:23:07that were that thoughtful but he just abandoned his podcast like just left like like what happened like well matt dude he was in like a huge blockbuster film

1:23:16and they'd like [ __ ] cut his ass out like he's just probably in a really shitty spot like i think it's that's something like he's engaged and he's having a baby at

1:23:23the same time so a lot no i like my stance always is like older guys with younger girls i think you're like the scum of the earth because that's how i got so [ __ ] up i think it's

1:23:30like the grossest thing you could do but at the same time it's like wow like it's crazy how people just turn and i saw that with people in my own

1:23:38life too that had like scandal like how many people just like unfollowing him like you're disgusting meanwhile there's a difference between like um you know trisha made an insensitive

1:23:47tick tock and like here's uh here's evidence of of behavior over years of him taking

1:23:55advantage of young girls i want to interview crystal um okay because we have beef he like blocked me like he doesn't like me i don't like him oh i don't think it's gonna happen then

1:24:03i don't think you have any chance but having said that i'm like he blocked you um what the [ __ ] did you say to chris i said oh i hate the show whitney and it sucks

1:24:11and he just blocked you yeah why'd you say that i didn't even mention him he just must have been googling his own name wait so why the [ __ ] would he want to

1:24:20talk to you he blocked me why are you interested in crystalia then if he hates your guts and you ate him apparently

1:24:28because you're interested you tried to call me out before but this is why i don't block people because when you block someone i'm just like whoa why'd i get blocked because he hates your ass i forgot that

1:24:36i tweeted that someone brought up that tweet i was like okay that's why i'm blocked like i genuinely asked that in a video like why did crystalia block me and i was like oh that makes sense

1:24:44um do you like whitney i didn't and but not for any reason i was just like a hater and then she was really nice about me on

1:24:52her part wasn't super nice i know and then um but she interviewed zane and heath and i'm like oh that's when you know you're going downhill if you're interviewing saint and heath on your podcast like

1:24:59okay exactly is there anything else interesting any relevant topics i feel like we've been all over the place you know we were going to do the beauty things we're going to do them on wednesday oh i

1:25:08was asked to be on um marshall sports don't do it you have exclusivity here with the pizza review guys dave portnoy

1:25:16they emailed me to be on their show are you gonna shout out our podcast if you go on do i go on you can do it if you want can i go on

1:25:23joe rogan how do joe

1:25:38what do you know about sports what are you going to talk to them about oh i have no idea they just like oh and i just know that's a big name like people because they have

1:25:45they have several different podcasts you know it's a whole brand i don't know which one you're going on what their their show yeah go and just jordan are

1:25:53you talking about that's the main one yeah that's one that's like no he has one with like six dude he has one that's pretty [ __ ] weird i have to say with two like 16 year old tick talkers

1:26:02that he's on bff or something wait what he hosts it with two 16 year old tick talkers and i find it really [ __ ] weird he talks about tick tock drama with

1:26:10little no i'm not going to be invited on i'm just saying i find it odd i don't know what's the deal with that guy he is he is he good or is he a weirdo dave

1:26:18portney oh it's called oh maybe this is it it's called bff yeah that's the one with the six-year-old tick tuckers it's super in my opinion it's really weird and

1:26:26crazy but it says dave pointer and josh yeah he's on it there's no teenage one no i'll show you i'll show you maybe you can correct me because every time i see a clip of it i

1:26:33go oh that's [ __ ] weird that he's done he has a is it no it's it's one girl and one boy and they're super young tick-tockers they look like

1:26:41they're 16. oh they want to talk about me dominating tick-tock in l.a to running a media and i don't know i was like you don't have

1:26:48no goddamn media empire wait why did they include compliments to themselves in the email to you

1:26:56here bff do that because i know they're a big name no one's watching front of me we didn't even get a million on our last one because someone put it up late dan let's not put it up at five o'clock

1:27:05i'll stay up and edit it tonight we can get it up early okay okay wait who's josh

1:27:11richards how old is josh richards because so here here it is here's the latest i mean it is popular it gets a lot of views

1:27:19really just go and be like yo i'm just here to talk about frenemies like y'all can do your thing every time they ask you something just be like yo frenemies

1:27:27number one podcast i don't know who the [ __ ] you guys are look at this this you're going to sit with a bunch of six-year-olds

1:27:35watch so this is dave the pizza review guy this is the guy is he actually 16 he

1:27:45looks like it who how old is he look him up i can't be involved in minors it gives me a weird feeling that's richards and there's another girl

1:27:52who's involved he was like apparently like a [ __ ] he's 18 years old okay let's not say 16 if they're 18.

1:27:58i mean why why is he making a putt here's the other girl how old is this girl uh but don't you find it a little odd

1:28:06that this grown-ass [ __ ] man is making a podcast with this 18 year old kid and like this girl who's nessa barrett how old is she

1:28:16she's old she dates like little honey not old but she's like over 18.

1:28:2018. why is this f how old is dave portney okay well it's weird i want to get to the bottom of this

1:28:27you're going to go on the show we got to [ __ ] vet him why is a 43 year old have a podcast with two 18 year olds that's weird dave courtney he's a little

1:28:35[ __ ] weird and i'll start beating dave with por with bart's still sports i don't give a [ __ ] just because of my adversion i think do you think it's weird but in general

1:28:42go on but you have to plug this show more than talk about anything else well i got asked to be on a lot of podcasts since i've been on this podcast

1:28:51yeah i'm a gateway to greatness that's what i told you i'm very impressed what i'm very impressed with um

1:29:00, 29 minuteslike i'm impressed that we make money off this like it's crazy because i like don't make money off my youtube so it's crazy well welcome

1:29:09lot of big leagues baby no i feel honored to be on here thank you i'm really happy well we're gonna do two episodes this week i think i think

1:29:16if people have an appetite for a second episode we could start doing two episodes a week because people really like this [ __ ]

1:29:22whatever the [ __ ] this is people like it sometimes i feel bad though like i don't know i feel like i kind of like snuck into this situation a little bit do you think

1:29:30i have no agency over my life a little bit because like i started like i thought like dating like the first date with moses i was like oh this will get me like more

1:29:37air time on h3 podcast oh it was that calculated yeah but at the beginning you [ __ ] up and now you're bought a house with this guy

1:29:45it's not my fault you're the one that got duped yeah you're the one that got duped i literally tell them all the time i'm like like like the reason we got back together after that big fight at the

1:29:54catfish i was like ah i had the podcast and i felt like i kind of was because like i started dating him you know it has nothing trust me nothing i do he would have i don't think he would

1:30:02have had the podcast if i wasn't dating moses that's just because when when the court hit you guys stopped talking to me when we weren't filming hdr anymore the

1:30:10bachelorette like i never heard from you today i had nothing to do no i never heard from you guys and then the next the first time i hear from i was brainstorming i was brainstorming who would it be fun

1:30:18to make a podcast with and i was thinking and thinking and thinking and i was just thinking like me and you all the all the podcast episodes we've done have been

1:30:27really they've done well people like it they watch it and we've always had a good rapport the way we play off each other so i said you know it's so crazy i think it'll be

1:30:35it'll it'll actually but i don't think i was in your mind whatever that's frequently i'll never convince you just like i'll never convince you that you don't think

1:30:42that i want to [ __ ] you i can't answer that because i was like don't disrespect the marriage you can say speak honestly i don't want to [ __ ]

1:30:49you but you don't believe that i would rather do you understand what i'm saying you've seen these meat grinders where they put in steak and it comes out ground beef

1:30:56i would rather put my dick in a meat grinder than [ __ ] you and crank it myself do you know what i'm saying you're compensating just like you called me a two or a one

1:31:04it's like obviously i'm not a one like you you overcompensate by trying to play it cool i would literally

1:31:12drag my dick through a field of rust and glass if i can be so uh frank with you well

1:31:20you don't rail people on a couch so no i can't imagine you being a thruster well

1:31:27maybe when i was 20 50 pounds lighter i could thrust oh wait do you think it has to do with weight yeah okay can i tell you something about about big guys though having sex with guys as they are

1:31:36when you're on top it's like being on like like a bouncy pad like a like a trampoline like a water bed no like those bouncy balls that you like hold in the middle like that that's how it feels

1:31:44like when you have someone with a belly is that good yeah no that's a good thing about that oh it's good but when you go back guys they thrust hard like boom

1:31:52which do you prefer um i'm let me obviously skinny i've always but it's just like you you wouldn't date like a faker i think fat people don't like other fat people

1:32:00, 32 minutesdo you like like when a can you guys thrust and do you like it if it feels like he's trying to hurt you it's more of like he's controlling how

1:32:07how i'm getting it i love that because i don't i'm in control of so much you score it when you guys have sex you always ask that but that's like a

1:32:14job on the daily you don't squirt do you how long does it take to to um to refills the squirt before you can squirt it again i mean it's like an orgasm it's like you

1:32:23know how often can you ejaculate but it's less the second time you squirt of course and how do you know it's not p you always ask me i just because i'm not

1:32:30convinced because it comes out can we get it no i said can we get dan i want to get a chemist in here and i swear to god i want to get a [ __ ]

1:32:39chemist in here he goes down if there's a if they're pops up like it goes up i don't care what the [ __ ] going on that's urine

1:32:46it's clear okay here's what we're going to do i want your hemis first of all i'll find one but if there's a you'll make it easier on me if there's a chemist listening

1:32:58they're gonna analyze the liquid and see if it's urine yeah well urine comes out with your ejaculation like urine comes out with

1:33:05everything no it doesn't it definitely does bro semen is not urine yep i love dr drew i wanted to ask dr

1:33:13drew next week what are we doing this next week i thought you were doing those on didn't you have the agent doing a tuesday it's doing on tuesday because me and you are going away for a birthday to the port to that one place that you

1:33:22guys went to oh you guys are yeah do you know where you're oh we don't determine later but it's so nice yeah it looks beautiful but like i want to be hungry you're going to lose weight

1:33:30these their portions are like this big there well i want to um i want to analyze the fluid because i think it's funnier

1:33:38you have to squirt well he's not a chemist for dr drew no don't i want you to bring me a vial of you i want you to bring me a vial of your squirt

1:33:46and i'm gonna have it analyzed in the lab i bet you would no i'm not [ __ ] i don't want to enter i'm going to make dan or someone ian or someone watching the show but

1:33:54we'll just put in a paper bag and so nobody has to deal with it okay yeah no seriously next time you're here bring me a viola squirt how do i

1:34:02catch it because it kind of projectiles you have to like catch it do an only fans people like it squirting into a vial no but you don't because it comes would you sell your squirt

1:34:10gamer girl squirt i'm allowed to i don't know who says you can't it's america walk around without a mask

1:34:17you can squirt in a vial then you get covered and you die from squirt i wonder if you could catch covered from squirt

1:34:26i don't know probably wait so back to the tuesday thing so we're filming tuesday but is it you said you did it with everyone on h3 we haven't filmed it yet okay so

1:34:35in front of me are you doing yours here too or am i just doing are we we're all gonna get together next tuesday the h3 people are coming here yeah no

1:34:42we're just on zoo oh just one zoom so zoom what's so hard to believe about it i don't think those two should cross well it is what it is but they already

1:34:51took the personality test i just don't want our show to start tanking you know oh those guys are losers okay we can exclude them because they don't get a million so who's

1:34:59who's allowed moses ela dan and me okay and we'll then we'll do the

1:35:07loser episode later in the week as you said the under 500 000 episode we'll call it it's not under five i mean you don't have to be rude there's

1:35:15only like 400 000 i checked it this morning you're such a freak how like you're obsessed over this i am i was so mad we didn't get a million

1:35:22views okay you want a million views here by the way our apps get like 464.

1:35:28this is only a week ago but like 6 40.

1:35:32um well just don't add like i'm not an asset to this show like i know i'm an asset to the show all right so it's over a million yeah you're an asset

1:35:41oh i guess i was being the rude one because i was saying they were like losers and i don't want them taking our show so i guess in your eye in it yeah bro do this

1:35:51oh my god that looks crazy you have like blue chalk in your eye hole really [ __ ] yeah that's weird i don't know why it's from your eye i'm sorry for being

1:36:00, 36 minutesrude i apologize to the people on h3 i don't necessarily like zach but everyone else is fine thank you oh yeah ap i like you and i like the

1:36:07other one so so we failed i don't like these episodes where we just meander i feel like i like when we have a when we have an agenda and we stick to

1:36:15it but i feel like i came back to do this [ __ ]

1:36:18face [ __ ] that you wanted to do but the good news is we'll do a second episode tomorrow or on wednesday i mean wednesday what time

1:36:26the usual time yeah the usual time yeah why what does that mean you're up all

1:36:34night don't mention it don't mention it please okay thank you what the [ __ ] does that mean is he gonna is he gonna be jackhammering

1:36:42you it's my ovulation week i'm just kidding it is actually actually is that what you mean no that's not what he meant but don't say anything more just stop

1:36:50will you tell me off camera no no no is it sexual don't break it up i'm not gonna talk about it like it's not sexual though it's fine it's fine

1:36:59i i will be here wednesday i gotta investigate it's five o'clock all right we gotta wrap it up loves coming home i gotta go yeah you better get out of here oh [ __ ]

1:37:07it's five yeah holy [ __ ] i gotta go get my son

Fn. 2 — Frenemies #12 — Trisha Was Kidnapped at Gunpoint